The Funeral Portrait

The Funeral Portrait

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About

Greetings from Suffocate City, The Funeral Portrait’s first full-length for Better Noise Music, expands the group’s mythology to new heights and dimensions with invigorating, authentic, and passionate anthems. Songs like “Alien,” “Voodoo Doll,” “You’re So Ugly When You Cry” (featuring The Used’s Bert McCracken), and the title track (featuring Spencer Charnas of Ice Nine Kills) fuse the vibrant accessibility of Active Rock with the earnest honesty once screamed at the Warped Tour of the 2000s.

Steadily growing since the band’s formation in 2014, The Coffin Crew is a worldwide assemblage of devotees united in the shared catharsis of The Funeral Portrait’s music. It’s a tight-knit fandom built in the spirit of AFI’s Despair Faction, the MCRmy, the BVB Army, and Ice Nine Kills’ Psychos. It’s a diverse and welcoming community bound by perseverance through adversity and heartbreak.

Upcoming events

  • Three Days Grace - Alienation Tour
    Three Days Grace - Alienation Tour
    Numerica Veterans Arena
    Sun Nov 15 2026 19:00
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  • The Funeral Portrait
    The Funeral Portrait
    Golden 1 Center
    Tue Nov 17 2026 19:00
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  • Three Days Grace - Alienation Tour
    Three Days Grace - Alienation Tour
    Golden 1 Center
    Tue Nov 17 2026 19:00
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  • Three Days Grace - Alienation Tour
    Three Days Grace - Alienation Tour
    SAP Center at San Jose
    Wed Nov 18 2026 19:00
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  • The Funeral Portrait, PINKNOISE
    The Funeral Portrait, PINKNOISE
    Cargo Concert Hall
    Thu Nov 19 2026 19:00
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  • I Prevail
    I Prevail
    Viejas Arena
    Fri Nov 20 2026 19:00
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  • Three Days Grace - Alienation Tour
    Three Days Grace - Alienation Tour
    Viejas Arena at Aztec Bowl San Diego State University
    Fri Nov 20 2026 19:00
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  • Three Days Grace - Alienation Tour
    Three Days Grace - Alienation Tour
    Talking Stick Resort Amphitheatre
    Sat Nov 21 2026 19:00
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  • Three Days Grace
    Three Days Grace
    Intuit Dome
    Sun Nov 22 2026 19:00
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  • Unwrapped: An Acoustic Holiday
    Unwrapped: An Acoustic Holiday
    The Landmark Loew's Jersey Theatre
    Wed Dec 09 2026 19:00
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  • Unwrapped: An Acoustic Holiday
    Unwrapped: An Acoustic Holiday
    Chesapeake Employers Insurance Arena
    Fri Dec 11 2026 19:00
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  • Black Veil Brides
    Black Veil Brides
    O2 City Hall, Newcastle
    Sun Jan 10 2027 19:00
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  • Black Veil Brides - Vindicatour
    Black Veil Brides - Vindicatour
    O2 Academy Leeds
    Mon Jan 11 2027 19:00
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  • Black Veil Brides-Vindicatour
    Black Veil Brides-Vindicatour
    Bristol The Prospect Building
    Tue Jan 12 2027 19:00
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  • Black Veil Brides - Vindicatour
    Black Veil Brides - Vindicatour
    O2 Academy3 Birmingham
    Thu Jan 14 2027 19:00
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  • Black Veil Brides - Vindicatour
    Black Veil Brides - Vindicatour
    O2 Victoria Warehouse Manchester
    Fri Jan 15 2027 19:00
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  • Black Veil Brides - Vindicatour
    Black Veil Brides - Vindicatour
    O2 Academy Brixton
    Sat Jan 16 2027 19:00
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  • Black Veil Brides
    Black Veil Brides
    Klub Stodoła | Open Stage
    Sat Jan 30 2027 20:00
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  • Black Veil Brides
    Black Veil Brides
    Centrum Koncertowe A2
    Thu Feb 04 2027 20:00
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  • The Funeral Portrait -  A Hex On The Nation
    The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Orange Peel
    Tue Mar 02 2027 18:30
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  • The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Underground - Charlotte
    Thu Mar 04 2027 18:30
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  • The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    Baltimore Soundstage
    Fri Mar 05 2027 18:30
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  • The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    Archer Music Hall
    Sat Mar 06 2027 17:30
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  • The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    Irving Plaza Powered By Verizon 5G
    Sun Mar 07 2027 17:30
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  • The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    Toads Place - CT
    Tue Mar 09 2027 18:30
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  • The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    Toad's Place
    Tue Mar 09 2027 18:30
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  • The Funeral Portrait -  A Hex On The Nation
    The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Stone Pony
    Wed Mar 10 2027 17:30
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  • The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    Paradise Rock Club presented by Citizens
    Thu Mar 11 2027 17:30
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  • The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    Aura - Portland
    Fri Mar 12 2027 18:30
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  • The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    Théâtre Beanfield
    Sun Mar 14 2027 18:30
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  • The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Opera House
    Mon Mar 15 2027 17:30
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  • The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    Roxian Theatre Presented By Citizens
    Wed Mar 17 2027 17:30
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  • WRIF Presents: The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    WRIF Presents: The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    Saint Andrew's Hall
    Thu Mar 18 2027 17:30
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  • The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    Bogart's
    Fri Mar 19 2027 17:30
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  • The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Intersection
    Sun Mar 21 2027 18:30
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  • The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    Intersection - The Mint
    Sun Mar 21 2027 18:30
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  • The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    House of Blues Chicago
    Tue Mar 23 2027 16:00
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  • The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    Varsity Theater-MN
    Wed Mar 24 2027 16:00
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  • The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    Turner Hall Ballroom
    Thu Mar 25 2027 18:30
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  • The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    Turner Hall Ballroom
    Thu Mar 25 2027 18:30
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  • The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    Mercury Ballroom
    Sat Mar 27 2027 18:30
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  • The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    The Funeral Portrait - A Hex On The Nation
    Brooklyn Bowl Nashville
    Sun Mar 28 2027 18:30
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  • Welcome to Rockville 2027 @ Daytona International Speedway
    Welcome to Rockville 2027 @ Daytona International Speedway
    Daytona International Speedway
    Thu May 06 2027 12:00
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  • Welcome to Rockville
    Welcome to Rockville
    Daytona International Speedway
    Sat May 08 2027 12:00
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